The Top 7 Trends from Google Trends for today, Wednesday March Twelfth 2008, (22:00):
1. ashley alexandra dupre
2. david foster
3. catherine mcphee
4. lara flynn boyle
5. ashley youmans
6. kathryn mcphee
7. souffle
Six people I don’t really care to research, and a fancy food. I think that tonight, instead of writing about the top seven trends I’ll try something new, and find funny trends in the list of the top 100. Maybe this will be the beginning to a whole new era of blog trend posting, more likely, it will be lame - you be the judge.
mongolian death worm - sounds sexy, maybe the next killer insect that will be used by the media to scare the crap out of the US? What ever happened to the killer bees that were supposed to be slowly taking over the southwest from Mexico? My science teacher in junior high school told me that by now, they would be in Colorado, and the only safe place would be a VW Bug - she’s was a bit nutty. Maybe the killer bees were held at bay by the mongolian death worms? I’m not sure what they are, but I am sure that I am supposed to be afraid of them, for now I won’t worry about them.
baby with two faces - probably the next reality show on TLC - seriously, it seems that half the times I flip to TLC, there’s a show on about some sort of deformed person. Anyway, this must be yet another news story I missed. Maybe I should start reading CNN.com everyday… or maybe it’s more fun to not know what’s going on, I haven’t decided. Either way, baby with two faces is definitely an intriguing search term.
lipo in a box and woman on toilet for 2 years - related? Both disturbing search trends. I don’t really want to think about either of them, actually, so I’ll let your imagination take over from here.